Fic: The Seven Joys of Mary Sue (Multifandom)

[niki_chidon]

We were reading a song book from 1947 (as one does) with a friend, when, reaching the Christmas carols, I remarked how popular "Come All Ye Faithful" was in fan fics. We turned the page... to a song called "The Seven Joys of Mary". Cue laughter. "Now that's a fic title if anything. Which fandom would have a Mary?" I asked. "All of them," said Vilja. "Her other name is Sue." Hence, The 7 Joys of Mary Sue. We meant to go for the historical progression but... Oh well.

Title: The Seven Joys of Mary Sue
Writers: Niki & Vilja
Disclaimer: We were not drunk.
Notes: "The first good joy that Mary had..." is straight from the Christmas Carol.
Warnings for: Bad rhythm, lame rhymes, and the word "cock".


The Seven Joys of Mary Sue
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The first good joy that Mary Sue had was in the arms of Kirk and Spock.
(That involved quite a lot of cock.)
The next good joy that Mary Sue had was as a warrior princess.
(We think it was the leather harness.)
The next good joy that Mary Sue had was getting bitten by Spike.
(Or Angel, or Drusilla, whichever you like.)
The next good joy that Mary Sue had was Draco in leather pants.
(Or Lucius, or Snape, or someone rhyming with 'pants'.)
The next good joy that Mary Sue had was with the Fellowship.
(Those guys being - as you know - joined at the hip.)
The next good joy that Mary Sue had was in a pirate ship.
(Naturally, with Orlando and the whip.)
The next good joy that Mary Sue had was as a vampire who glitters.
(Though there are those who prefer the werewolves or some such critters.)