Cliche Bingo post 2: Shorter Stories
Aug. 31st, 2009 09:41 pmTitle: At the Hour of Our Death
Cliche: Vulnerability
Fandom: MacGyver
( It's a funny thing, dying )
Title: Aphrodisiacs
Cliche: Aphrodisiacs
Fandom: James Bond (GoldenEye)
Pairing: James Bond / Alec Trevelyan (one-sided)
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: Not mine
Summary: Pre-movie, Alec and James kill time on a stake out by talking.
Words: 986
( Cordite. )
Title: Worst Sex Ever
Cliche: Bad sex
Fandom: Highlander: The Series
Pairing: Duncan / Methos
Rating: R (for language)
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Summary: Methos is drunk.
Notes: You can put the fact that he's not sounding like himself down to the amount of bad beer he's downed;)
Words: 795
( I could tell you about pizza. )
Title: Giving Value to Survival
Cliche: Courtship rituals
Fandom: Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri
Pairing: Lady Deirdre Skye / Colonel Corazon Santiago
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: Not mine
Summary: Why do they help each other so much?
Words: 961
( Did she really think this had all been some weird Spartan courtship ritual? )
Title: Closing Doors
Cliche: When I'm 64: Futurefic
Fandom: The Professionals
Pairing: Bodie / Doyle
Rating: G
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Summary: Bodie had never thought he'd live long enough to retire. Bodie never thought he'd ever live long enough to want to retire.
Words: 552
( Saying goodbyes )
Title: Spock's Private Journal
Cliche: Diaries and Journals
Fandom: Star Trek XI (I dislike calling it 'reboot')
Pairing: (orginal) Kirk/Spock if you squint
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: Not mine
Summary: Spock (the original) wants to bleach his brain.
Warning: If you liked the movie, you will not like this story. I'm serious. This is not a parody, this is just mean. If you read the story despite the warning, don't bitch about it afterwards. And no, I will not change my mind about the movie no matter what you say, so don't even bother.
Words: 615
( I've warned you. )
Cliche: Vulnerability
Fandom: MacGyver
( It's a funny thing, dying )
Title: Aphrodisiacs
Cliche: Aphrodisiacs
Fandom: James Bond (GoldenEye)
Pairing: James Bond / Alec Trevelyan (one-sided)
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: Not mine
Summary: Pre-movie, Alec and James kill time on a stake out by talking.
Words: 986
( Cordite. )
Title: Worst Sex Ever
Cliche: Bad sex
Fandom: Highlander: The Series
Pairing: Duncan / Methos
Rating: R (for language)
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Summary: Methos is drunk.
Notes: You can put the fact that he's not sounding like himself down to the amount of bad beer he's downed;)
Words: 795
( I could tell you about pizza. )
Title: Giving Value to Survival
Cliche: Courtship rituals
Fandom: Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri
Pairing: Lady Deirdre Skye / Colonel Corazon Santiago
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: Not mine
Summary: Why do they help each other so much?
Words: 961
( Did she really think this had all been some weird Spartan courtship ritual? )
Title: Closing Doors
Cliche: When I'm 64: Futurefic
Fandom: The Professionals
Pairing: Bodie / Doyle
Rating: G
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Summary: Bodie had never thought he'd live long enough to retire. Bodie never thought he'd ever live long enough to want to retire.
Words: 552
( Saying goodbyes )
Title: Spock's Private Journal
Cliche: Diaries and Journals
Fandom: Star Trek XI (I dislike calling it 'reboot')
Pairing: (orginal) Kirk/Spock if you squint
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: Not mine
Summary: Spock (the original) wants to bleach his brain.
Warning: If you liked the movie, you will not like this story. I'm serious. This is not a parody, this is just mean. If you read the story despite the warning, don't bitch about it afterwards. And no, I will not change my mind about the movie no matter what you say, so don't even bother.
Words: 615
( I've warned you. )